I wear a lot of clothes.
  1. Drunk librarian
    Button down shirts half-tucked in and unbrushed hair
  2. Kindergarten teacher
    Any outfit with Keds
  3. Lesbian mortician
    All black, polka dots, leather jacket
  4. Tree person
    Includes earth tones and animal sweaters
  5. Odyssean Sailor
    Navy blue, stripes, wandering around like I'm lost