My Outfit Essentials
If you wanna dress like a wannabe punk who is actually more of a shy grandma, this is for you.
- •Colorful, patterned socksThe day I stopped wearing plain black and white socks was the day I became a woman. I pretty much ONLY have stupid, gimmicky socks in my drawer. Business on top, party on the bottom. I particularly love socks from The Sock Drawer, like these that I'm currently wearing with smiling teeth. Why are the teeth so happy? Who fucking knows.
- •Maroon beanieThis beanie is practically attached to my head. The best part of donning a beanie is that you get to hide how messed up your hair is underneath it. I wear this EVERYWHERE: work, restaurants, to sleep if I'm extra lazy. I don't know if my boyfriend's 2 year old nephew has seen me without it.
- •Fake plugsI'm a pretty big weenie (my using that word proves that), but I love the look of a chunky hole in the ear. I'm serious. They are, to me, a pinnacle of being badass. Because I'm not actually badass, I have to fake it with faux plugs that I actually get complimented on regularly.
- •Various coatsI'm always wearing a coat, and people are always yelling at me for it. They're comfy! Like a wearable blanket that isn't a snuggie! Why would I want to take it off? Plus, it's covered it my cat's hair which is a huge bonus. Right know I'm pretty akin to this Champion jacket I got for hiking.