I have a real job and a desk littered in toys.
  1. Waluigi Figure
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    The best Nintendo character. Ever.
  2. Japanese Puzzle Box
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    I've spent as much time working as I have trying to put this box together.
  3. Link Figure
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    Someone's gotta guard the desk, right?
  4. Lego Julian Edelman
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    Liking the Patriots is probably my biggest character flaw.
  5. Pop Cosima (Orphan Black)
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    Not only is Cosima a badass lesbian scientist, she kinda looks like me, too.