MY FAVORITE WAYS TO PROCRASTINATE
Avoidance is an art form.
- •Take an unnecessary shower.And if I'm feeling real ambitious? I'll spend extra minutes scrubbing the shower 'til it's squeaky clean.
- •Get suddenly invested in learning a new skill.Photoshop. Boiling eggs. Knitting. It doesn't matter - I'll watch a zillion YouTube videos if it means I don't have to do the thing I'm supposed to do.
- •Bite my fingernails.Unfortunately, I procrastinate a lot, so my nails look like hell.
- •Go "window shopping" online.Yeah, my Anthropologie cart has $1200 worth of shit in it that I don't actually intend to buy - what of it?
- •Make lists. Like this one!I just killed 7 minutes. I win.