Inspired by @Fitz. I felt peer pressured into doing this.
  1. What's your favorite word?
  2. What's your least favorite word?
    Nice as a descriptor of a person. "He's nice!" "She's so nice!" All that means is: I don't really know this person at all, but I don't think I hate him/her.
  3. What turns you on?
    Sardonic wit
  4. What turns you off?
    Misuse of words
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
    Shitty - I prefer the adjective to the noun
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
    Family members laughing (mostly my dad)
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    Loud, repetitive noises that don't occur in some type of pattern
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Film editor
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
    Gwyneth Paltrow's publicist
  10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
    "Marissa! I didn't think you were gonna make it!"