THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO)
Inspired by @Fitz. I felt peer pressured into doing this.
- •What's your favorite word?Euphemism
- •What's your least favorite word?Nice as a descriptor of a person. "He's nice!" "She's so nice!" All that means is: I don't really know this person at all, but I don't think I hate him/her.
- •What turns you on?Sardonic wit
- •What turns you off?Misuse of words
- •What is your favorite curse word?Shitty - I prefer the adjective to the noun
- •What sound or noise do you love?Family members laughing (mostly my dad)
- •What sound or noise do you hate?Loud, repetitive noises that don't occur in some type of pattern
- •What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?Film editor
- •What profession would you not like to do?Gwyneth Paltrow's publicist
- •If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?"Marissa! I didn't think you were gonna make it!"