Why I Feel Like I'm at an Elementary School Birthday Party

I am actually in a high school classroom
  1. Girls and boys are on completely separate sides of the room
  2. The phrase "Thank god girls don't do that" has been used six times in the last two minutes
  3. The boys keep wrestling
  4. One girl is just dancing in a corner
  5. Another keeps throwing things
  6. No one can stand still
  7. Kids are drawing all over the white board
  8. One person is crying
  9. The boys are making fun of the other boy's haircut
  10. Literally everyone is screaming