IT'S BEEN A PRODUCTIVE VACATION SO FAR

  1. I read 22 pages of a book
  2. I fell down a YouTube rabbit hole that lasted three hours
  3. I sunburned by back so badly that I had to sleep on multiple ice packs
  4. I broke my shoe
  5. My five-year-old cousin beat me at tetherball
  6. I drank tequila, rose, port, and limoncello all in one night
  7. UPDATE: a waiter spilled a tray of water down my back