I WENT AGAINST EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER LEARNED AND WENT TO SUNDANCE. HERE'S WHO I SAW
Some people got pictures with Matt Damon while I on the other hand, walked by all these people and didn't say a word.
- •Allison JanneyIn my uncle's condo building, talking to some people
- •Jenny SlateWalking down Main Street with a friend. I froze, forgot her name, and didn't say anything.
- •Danny DevitoAt least I'm 80% sure he was the short, bald guy that almost hit me with his car as I aimlessly wandered through a neighborhood
- •The dad from Lizzie McGuireCutting around a line
- •The dorky lawyer from Legally BlondeWe walked across the street together. Turns out he's a director now. Bravo.
- •Some producer who said his movie is going to be huge
- •John LegendWaved at me and jumped into a Black Suburban. I was only there because his security guys were blocking my way back to my uncle's place. John Made me 30 minutes late.