It's my sister's 27th birthday today. She's ridiculous, hilarious, and I love her. Here's part 2: SHIT MY SISTER HAS ACTUALLY TEXTED ME. PART 2
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    Tell her 'Betch' is old. Except when I call you Betch.
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    I kinda like Pillowtalk now, Riss. Because he says the fuck word.
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    Would you go on a date with a 30 year old
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    🎧🎧 Fuck it, I'm on one
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    We canceled our dinner plans so I can still go to the gym if you're feeling like you're done being a fat
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    What food you want? Cafe Rio? Chinese? Indian? My weina?
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    It's national pancake day. WE MUST PARTAKE
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    Marissa: ruining lives since 1993
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    I miss saying 'bae' with you πŸ˜‚
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    You didn't wish baby a happy 20 month birfday on Sunday
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    Taco Bell is putting cheese in the shell in the quesalupa 😍😍😍😍
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    Because su friends Es me friends
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    I'll sit here and be sad with my kale salad😒
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    I ain't no asshole! You no come over with food!
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    I don't know if I think that's cute, or if I wanna throw up
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    Ellie Goulding tickets are for sale. Just sayin'. It's my birfday. KFANKS