SHIT MY SISTER HAS ACTUALLY TEXTED ME. PART 3: BIRTHDAY EDITION
It's my sister's 27th birthday today. She's ridiculous, hilarious, and I love her. Here's part 2: SHIT MY SISTER HAS ACTUALLY TEXTED ME. PART 2
- •Tell her 'Betch' is old. Except when I call you Betch.
- •I kinda like Pillowtalk now, Riss. Because he says the fuck word.
- •Would you go on a date with a 30 year old
- •🎧🎧 Fuck it, I'm on one
- •We canceled our dinner plans so I can still go to the gym if you're feeling like you're done being a fat
- •What food you want? Cafe Rio? Chinese? Indian? My weina?
- •It's national pancake day. WE MUST PARTAKE
- •Marissa: ruining lives since 1993
- •I miss saying 'bae' with you 😂
- •You didn't wish baby a happy 20 month birfday on Sunday
- •Taco Bell is putting cheese in the shell in the quesalupa 😍😍😍😍
- •Because su friends Es me friends
- •I'll sit here and be sad with my kale salad😢
- •I ain't no asshole! You no come over with food!
- •I don't know if I think that's cute, or if I wanna throw up
- •Ellie Goulding tickets are for sale. Just sayin'. It's my birfday. KFANKS