SHIT MY SISTER HAS ACTUALLY TEXTED ME: PART 4
She's slowly catching on that I save what she says and keeps asking me where I'm posting it. Here's part 3: SHIT MY SISTER HAS ACTUALLY TEXTED ME. PART 3: BIRTHDAY EDITION
- •If something shows up at your door, just sign the receipt & tip a couple bucks. K FANKS.(Note: she sent me a pizza. She's nice sometimes)
- •I have so much self control today. I want EVERYTHING. I saw crisp bean burritos and kept driving
- •Y U RESPOND IN GROUP CHAT BUT NOT 2 MEEEEE
- •You know what makes me angry??? When you don't call me!
- •Fuck. Off.
- •Call me on your way home and I'll explain it cuz ur a IDIOT
- •I hope you get the farts in front of your friends
- •NICK CARTER FROM BACKSTREET BOYS IS AT FAN-X
- •Can we talk about how I didn't blend the foundation on my left cheek very well yesterday, and realized it at the end of the day?