She's slowly catching on that I save what she says and keeps asking me where I'm posting it. Here's part 3: SHIT MY SISTER HAS ACTUALLY TEXTED ME. PART 3: BIRTHDAY EDITION
  1. If something shows up at your door, just sign the receipt & tip a couple bucks. K FANKS.
    (Note: she sent me a pizza. She's nice sometimes)
  2. I have so much self control today. I want EVERYTHING. I saw crisp bean burritos and kept driving
  3. Y U RESPOND IN GROUP CHAT BUT NOT 2 MEEEEE
  4. You know what makes me angry??? When you don't call me!
  5. Fuck. Off.
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  7. Call me on your way home and I'll explain it cuz ur a IDIOT
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  9. I hope you get the farts in front of your friends
  10. Static
  11. NICK CARTER FROM BACKSTREET BOYS IS AT FAN-X
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  13. Can we talk about how I didn't blend the foundation on my left cheek very well yesterday, and realized it at the end of the day?
  14. Static