THE WEIRDEST COMPLIMENTS I'VE RECEIVED
- •You look like Kristen Wigg...but like less oldFrom a guy in a bachelor party visiting Nashville
- •You're smarter than my momFrom a guy I was semi-dating when I lived in Nashville...thank god I moved. (Update: he's currently engaged to someone who isn't smarter than his mom.)
- •You look like string cheeseOne of my 3rd grade students told me this through a poem she wrote about me...I think she's calling me skinny!!
- •I want to have sex with your lipsFrom one of my girlfriends so this is a little less rapey than it should be
- •Girlfriend?!! You're too pretty to be a lesbian.When I told a bar stranger I had to bring my drinks back to my girl friend and was misunderstood in the worst kind of way...
- •You're funnier than people give you credit forFrom a co-worker during a team meeting...fuckin duh 💁🏼
- •You should take getting roofied as a complimentFrom my idiot friend from high school who I'm hoping wasn't trying to come off as offensive as he actually did
- •You look healthyFrom a giant man at Organic Avenue who proceeded to give me a free kale smoothie...thanks, sir!