THINGS I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO (BUT CAN'T) AS A STRONG, INDEPENDENT WOMAN
I need help, people
- •Start a grillThink eyebrows off fleek
- •Blow dry my hair using a round brushYouTube tutorials are of no help...how does Lauren Conrad do it?!?
- •Take a decent-looking candid photoPictures of me on the dance floor at friends' weddings are the reason I'm never offered a plus one
- •Put on a bra by clasping it in the backAll over the head action for this girl...one of my more seductive morning after moves
- •Replace a car headlightSeems simple enough, but I drove over 6 months without one headlight...my car legit had a lazy eye
- •Respond to a text from a cute guy without sending a screenshot to my girlfriendsIt takes a village, people
- •Floss regularlyShout out to my dental hygienist for picking up my slack once every 6 months
- •Cook something on the stove without burning the sh*t out of itInstagram usually gets really interesting around dinner time and get a little sidetracked...okay?!?