THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING THE WIMBLEDON

  1. So did they mean to both wear all white? Embarrassing
  2. It's been ten minutes and that guy in the back hasn't moved
  3. So headbands are a thing in tennis
  4. I mean the grass doesn't even look that nice
  5. Sex Noises
  6. Who knew appropriate attire could include a turtleneck
  7. Djokovic would be a 25 point word in scrabble
  8. The guy in the back moved, apparently the 100 mph ball heading towards his junk was enough incentive
  9. Damn they have huge calves
  10. The folks picking up the balls kind of look like mice scurrying for cheese
  11. I would probably run around like that if I knew cheese was involved
  12. Lunch sounds good about now
  13. Dude literally just took his shirt off and threw it
  14. THE WALLS OF THE STADIUM ARE GRASS
  15. The mice folks are actually called ball kids
  16. I'm too hungry to watch tennis