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  1. mama
  2. no
  3. bye bye
  4. delete your account
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    Did you have the privilege of wiping with the toilet paper here?
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    It's like wiping your butt with a cloud
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    I want to fall asleep in it
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    Dirty Dancing
    Learn to twerk. The "dirty dancing" of 1963 was equivalent to something you'd see in a Worldstar Hip Hop video today. So go ahead and make that booty clap. Also, find a dude 30 years your elder.
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    The Notebook
    Cheat on your fiancé. It's okay as long as you do it with somebody in the military. It shows support for the troops.
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    Pretty Woman
    Become a prostitute. Forget being a teacher or doctor, hooking is what draws in the sensitive sophisticated types.
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    Titanic
    Pose nude. As long as it's on Instagram it's considered artsy.
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    Tip over statues
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    Recreate the boulder scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark
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    Play chess with real horses
  1. Only speak in sports clichés
  2. Send random emails in the middle of the night
  3. List a bunch of certifications in your email signature
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