THINGS I DO WHEN ALONE IN AN ELEVATOR

When you're in a crowded elevator and then everyone gets out and you've still got 10 floors to go all by yourself
  1. Pick my nose
  2. Adjust my pants (more accurately, adjust my underwear/crotch situation)
  3. Dance like nobody is watching
  4. Really bad amateur beat boxing
  5. Try to figure out where the hatch is that you would use to climb out of and escape to safety in the event of an emergency
  6. Push the button that makes the bell ring
  7. Christopher Walken impression
  8. Jump up and down in an attempt to feel zero gravity / break the elevator
  9. Just stand there making "Dumb Face"