A CONCISE LIST OF MY CLOTHING THAT IS CURRENTLY "CLEAN"

Today's outfit options
  1. 1 rayon blend vampire cape, black
  2. 3 pairs of suitable underwear, various colors
  3. 1 pair of light wash skinny jeans, added layer of warmth composed of gray cat hair
  4. 1 pair of striped wool socks, oddly manufactured and rarely worn
  5. 1,000 articles I purchased on various whims, which I have never nor will ever find practically wearable
    Hanging serenely in my closet