Prey I Will Hunt in the Wild of Jewel Osco

  1. 1 bunch of bananas. In their natural habitat
  2. 1 helpless bunch of kale
  3. 1 pathetic package of organic chicken
  4. 1 container of unsuspecting oats
  5. 1 container of defenseless Greek yogurt
  6. 1 refreshing, yet unprotected bottle of body wash
  7. 1 sad, pathetic, already injured and thus easily hunted gallon of almond milk