Daddest Things I Said Today

  1. Don't run by the pool!
    To my son and his friends, during their end-of-school pool party.
  2. They want to have dinner at 8 o'clock. Do people actually eat that late?
  3. I really shouldn't have this third piece of pizza.
    I totally loved the third piece of pizza.
  4. Just please make sure they aren't blocking the neighbor's driveway.
  5. Shorts and flip-flops are fine.
    Said this to myself while getting dressed.