Daddest Things I Said Today
- •Don't run by the pool!To my son and his friends, during their end-of-school pool party.
- •They want to have dinner at 8 o'clock. Do people actually eat that late?
- •I really shouldn't have this third piece of pizza.I totally loved the third piece of pizza.
- •Just please make sure they aren't blocking the neighbor's driveway.
- •Shorts and flip-flops are fine.Said this to myself while getting dressed.