Things Donald Trump Doesn't Believe In
If it looks like an asshole, it's probably an asshole
- •Putting the toilet seat downIn fact, why aren't women leaving the seat up for him!!!
- •Clearance sections
- •Cubic ZirconiaWhy can't people just buy real diamonds?
- •Women's rights
- •Poor peopleIt's their own fault for being so poor!!!
- •Santa Clause, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny
- •The Bermuda TriangleI'd like to see it try and make me disappear
- •MedicationMaybe you should just rub some dirt on it