If it looks like an asshole, it's probably an asshole
  1. Ghosts
  2. Putting the toilet seat down
    In fact, why aren't women leaving the seat up for him!!!
  3. Clearance sections
  4. Cubic Zirconia
    Why can't people just buy real diamonds?
  5. Monsters
  6. Women's rights
  7. Poor people
    It's their own fault for being so poor!!!
  8. Dreams
  9. Santa Clause, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny
  10. The Bermuda Triangle
    I'd like to see it try and make me disappear
  11. Magic
  12. Medication
    Maybe you should just rub some dirt on it