1. Mom: He's wearing a big black hat like a chassid but she's wearing a tiny jumper
  2. Me: They're hipsters, mom
  3. Mom: He can't be a chassid with all those tattoos
  4. Me: Yes mom, they're hipsters
  5. Mom: And I know he's not Amish. We're not in Pennsylvania
  6. Me: Mom, they're hipsters. Brooklyn has changed a lot since dad's parents lived here