EMOJI I NEED

  1. Produce confusion . . . if organic is basically the same price as conventional it can’t really be organic, right?
  2. Caffeine despair . . . my stomach noises are now audible to others, but I still want more coffee
  3. Ebook anomie . . . If I read "Infinite Jest" on my Kindle how will anyone know how clever I am?
  4. Op Ed nausea . . . from reading David Brooks in NY Times
  5. App angst . . . I should probably make room by deleting that Macy’s app, but why do I even have a Macy’s app?