MASSIVE HANGOVER WARNING SIGNS

  1. I don't remember how many times I've forgotten that Hello Kitty isn't a cat. Because she has a pet cat. Or maybe kitten
  2. That guy at the end of the bar looks like someone from Breaking Bad. You know Hank's friend? Or something
  3. Or maybe it's a 2008 GOP presidential primary candidate?
  4. Or maybe it's my daughter's gym teacher?
  5. Hey why have I hated Journey all these years?
  6. "Hold on to the feeling. . . " Love it
  7. Last call already?