My Weirdest Points of Pride

Not my greatest accomplishments. My most eccentric
  1. Teaching my bonus son to use and care for a cast iron skillet
    He can pull off fried eggs with just a pat of butter
  2. Making a room of Japanese economists laugh with a pun in Japanese
    Yes it was 1 AM and there was beer but the joke involved economic theory and genitals. I was in the zone
  3. Learning to ski in my 40s
    It ain't pretty but I get down the slope
  4. Fucking up my second marriage way less than my first
    I grade students on a curve so....
  5. Learning to box in my 50s
    In my prime I was the best Jewish welterweight in south Kyoto
  6. @molliekatzen follows me
  7. @StephenAtHome follows my bonus daughter @madeline