NERDIEST THINGS I DID IN COLLEGE, RANKED

  1. Lived in a cold water apartment in Tokyo to have more money for books
  2. Went hiking in Japan with dictionaries in my pack to read historical markers
  3. Made a roomful of Chinese and Japanese economists laugh with a multilingual pun on the price elasticity if demand
  4. Marked the sex acts rendered impossible by misplaced modifiers in Penthouse Forum