SIX REMARKABLE THINGS ABOUT MY BONUS DAUGHTER

  1. She appeared as a model in a multipage shoot in Sōen, Japan’s oldest fashion magazine
  2. Her favorite Platonic dialogue is Meno
    Most fashion models don’t have favorite Platonic dialogues
  3. She can distinguish a writer/artist/actor from a poseur at 300 yards.
    You've been warned
  4. She’s generous/open-minded enough to invite her step-dad to join a social media app in beta
  5. She travels the world on her own, but still likes to call her mom
  6. Wicked sense of humor