Decoding Adele's "Hello"

So you didn't have to
  1. Hello
    Hi Adele, it's been a while
  2. I was wondering if after all these years, you'd like to meet, to go over everything
    So adele has been gone having babies and shit, BUT she hasn't been making music. So now she's like "I'm ready" and now she finna catch us up
  3. They say that time's supposed to heal ya But I ain't done much healing
    This is gonna be another break-up album
  4. Hello, can you hear me?
    Yes Adele literally everyone can hear you bc we've all been waiting for new music
  5. I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be, when we were younger and free
    Adele is delusional bc Adele lives in England
  6. I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet
    Adele is too busy to remember things on her own
  7. There's such a difference between us and million miles
    Adeles ex lives in another solar system OR is Matt Damon on Mars
  8. Hello from the other side
    Adele has been gone so long even she thinks she's dead
  9. I must've called a thousand times
    Here we have Adele thinking she's so important that everything she needs to talk about is urgent
  10. To tell you I'm sorry for everything I've done, but when I call, you never seem to be home
    Adele you fucking narcissist the world doesn't revolve around you
  11. Hello from the outside
    Adele can't handle rejection and is a fucking stalker
  12. At least I can say that I've tried to tell you I'm sorry, for breaking your heart But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore
    Just bc Adele is Adele, Adele thinks that everyone will think about her forever
  13. Hello, how are you?
    Enough small talk bitch
  14. It's so typical of me to talk about myself
    Adele has become self aware
  15. I'm sorry, I hope you're well
    More fucking small talk
  16. Did you ever make it out of that town, where nothing ever happened
    Adele's ex is from Cleveland
  17. It's no secret, that we're both running out of time.
    Adele's career is taking off
  18. *chorus*
    Adele is dead and outside your window
  19. Ooooohh, anymore Ooooohh, anymore Ooooohh, anymore Anymore
    ...
  20. *chorus*
    Still dead. Still outside.