Things I may or may have not bought with my fafsa money

If the NSA is watching this is all allegedly
  1. A book about a woman who sleeps with a 14 year old
  2. DOLLY Parton tickets
  3. A Justin Trudeau collage t shirt
  4. Dildo
  5. Pins
  6. Polo visor
  7. More pins
  8. Regret
    Jk I wish I regretted this
  9. More hats
  10. Presents for people
    Who I may or may not have owed money