Things That Are Probably My Patronus

  1. My dogs 🐶🐾
    They're smart, protective, and adorable, and I KNOW they'd be barking and ready to pounce before I even cast the Patronus charm.
  2. A narwahl
    Deep-sea-diving, unicorn-meets-dolphin, toothy-husk-rocking, sonar-using, elusive, majestic, might-as-well-be-magical creature. The X-Men should just go ahead and adopt the narwhal as their mascot.
  3. All of the Muppets
    And their Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock cousins. So much singing. So much dancing. So much joy. ❤️ Take that, Azkaban prison guards.
  4. Punxsutawney Phil
    His entire life has been dedicated to predicting the weather and, as we know, Dementors affect the weather. He's a legend, he's loyal, and you know he'll always be there when it's cold outside.
  5. These Lisa Frank sneakers
    I imagine this being more like a Care Bear Stare. And I was born in the 80s.
  6. This fuzzy picture of me from when I was 8.