Things That Are Probably My Patronus
- •My dogs 🐶🐾They're smart, protective, and adorable, and I KNOW they'd be barking and ready to pounce before I even cast the Patronus charm.
- •A narwahlDeep-sea-diving, unicorn-meets-dolphin, toothy-husk-rocking, sonar-using, elusive, majestic, might-as-well-be-magical creature. The X-Men should just go ahead and adopt the narwhal as their mascot.
- •All of the MuppetsAnd their Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock cousins. So much singing. So much dancing. So much joy. ❤️ Take that, Azkaban prison guards.
- •Punxsutawney PhilHis entire life has been dedicated to predicting the weather and, as we know, Dementors affect the weather. He's a legend, he's loyal, and you know he'll always be there when it's cold outside.
- •These Lisa Frank sneakersI imagine this being more like a Care Bear Stare. And I was born in the 80s.
- •This fuzzy picture of me from when I was 8.