Things That I Have Thought Today

  1. The person who created football minutes is also the same person who created exercise minutes and microwave minutes.
  2. The NFL needs marching bands.
  3. You are the reason why I have no storage space on my phone. 🐾❤️
  4. …But I saw people yesterday.
  5. How drastically would my life change if I were to combine this can of alphabet soup with this can of double noodle soup?
  6. I look like Howie Dorough from the Backstreet Boys.