Things That I Have Thought Today
- •The person who created football minutes is also the same person who created exercise minutes and microwave minutes.
- •The NFL needs marching bands.
- •You are the reason why I have no storage space on my phone. 🐾❤️
- •…But I saw people yesterday.
- •How drastically would my life change if I were to combine this can of alphabet soup with this can of double noodle soup?
- •I look like Howie Dorough from the Backstreet Boys.