SEUSS-IFIED BLACK FRIDAY

Xmas gift items Mom & I bought today, renamed à la Theo LeSeig. Bonus points if you guess what they are
  1. Instant Flick-Lightbeam
  2. Enlargening Lens
  3. Re-Writable Writing Tablet
  4. Goose-Down Garb
  5. Hangable Photo Displayer
  6. Leg-Hugging Long Johns
  7. E-Z Drink Drinkholder
  8. Neck Nape Knickknack
  9. Colorful Colorers
  10. St. Nicholas Sitting Spy
  11. Wooden Weaved Whatnot Holder
  12. Cocoa Container
  13. Extra Gummy Gumdrops
  14. Books for Looking
  15. Books for Cooking
  16. Books for Coloring
  17. Sun-Shielding Shades
  18. Handy Hand Warmers
  19. Knit Noggin Knitters
  20. Canine Over-Under Coat
  21. Snuggler Sheet
  22. Cozy Toesies
  23. Pleasant Smelly Smellers
  24. Rouge Reiner
  25. Touch-Screen Toucher
  26. Slippy McSlip-Ons
  27. Workout Wonder Ball
  28. Take Turns Toy for Tots
  29. Fancy Fling Bag
  30. Circle Cloak
  31. Know-It-All Knowledge Cards
  32. Sporty Sporter
  33. Criss-Cross Cashmere
  34. Printed Present Paper
  35. Twinkling Stringed Twinklers
  36. Atop-A-Tree Adorners