THOUGHTS OF A NEW-TO-LI.ST LISTER READING @dfly 'S LISTS FOR THE FIRST TIME

The non-caps tag is freaking me out^
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    Okay, how does this app work? What does one even list about? I feel like I could be good at this. I've made plenty of lists in my lifetime.
  2. β€’
    Let's go to this lil magnifying glass icon on the bottom, that seems fun
    πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”
  3. β€’
    Oh alright, this is the Discover tab. Hmm, "Thoughts of a..." sounds interesting, can I click on it?
  4. β€’
    I can! Here's one by some guy called @dfly , omg he left his debit card in an ATM. That suckssss I wonder what he did
    *opens list*
  5. β€’
    Hahaha okay, this is funny, you have my attention...
    *starts reading list*
  6. β€’
    Omg, Chase ATMs do what now??
  7. β€’
    Wow, this list is way longer than I expected it to be. But somehow I'm like, really invested in it?? I have to know how this ends.
    *reads rest of list*
  8. β€’
    Phew, that was actually an emotional roller coaster...! I wonder what else this guy lists about
    *back to @dfly 's account*
  9. β€’
    Woah, this guy devoted his whole account to Thoughts Of A So-And-So?? Doesn't that get boring after a while??
    *opens random list*
  10. β€’
    Wait, this list is even funnier than the last one!! This guy is good.
    *reads another*
  11. β€’
    And this one might actually be the funniest thing ever!! Dying!!
    *reads another*
  12. β€’
    Okay I lied, *this* list is the funniest!!
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    Reads more
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    Reads more
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    11:15pm
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    12:07am
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    12:58am
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    1:32am
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    Reads the one about the corsage
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    Reads the one about the boutonnière
  21. β€’
    Dies
    πŸ’ R πŸ’” I πŸ™ƒ P πŸ’€
  22. β€’
    Shit, this guy is *really* good.
  23. β€’
    I love him.
  24. β€’
    I hate him.
  25. β€’
    I hate myself for spending this many hours reading lists.
  26. β€’
    It was worth it.