Animals I Will to Own & What I Will Name Them

  1. Dapple Gray Horse (preferably male)
    Either Gandalf the Grey, Albus Dumbledore, or Buckbeak
  2. Miniature Horse (preferably female)
    Mary Todd Lincoln. I know it would be weird to name an animal Mary since my name is Mary, but I'd call her Todd.
  3. Buckskin Horse (preferable female)
    Theodore Roosevelt but I'd call her Rosey
  4. Pygmy Goats
    I'd name them all after herbs and spices, but I'd start with Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, & Thyme in ode to Simon & Garfunkel
  5. Irish Wolfhound
    Probably named Remus Lupin (I have no regrets about all my Harry Potter references)
  6. Miniature Jersey Cattle
    I'd name them flower names starting off with Daisy and Lavender (whom I would call Lav)
  7. Miniature Highland Cattle
    I would name them all different dessert names beginning with Fritter and Pie
  8. Great Pyrenees (multiple)
    Fawn, Elk, Running Stream, and other names reminiscent of Native American names (but also I'd name one Man From Snowy River and call him River)
  9. Cats (so many, probably all short hair, they'd all be outdoor cats to catch mice and because I'm allergic but I still love them)
    They would all be named after either literary characters or rappers, and I'd start with Rhett Butler, The Great Catsby, and Ludacris