1. Gourd War I
    When the weapon of the decorative pumpkins and squash from the school cafeteria first was discovered.
  2. Tampax Pearl Harbor
    Weapon of choice: boxes of unused tampons. Attack strategy: surprise bombings.
  3. Gourd War II
    The weapon of the gourd was revamped in this new attempt to hide pumpkins in rooms for the longest amount of time. Strategists were so skilled that one small pumpkin rotted before being found.
  4. Saving Garrison Keillor
    Started when a life-size cutout of this famed audio host/author was found behind a dumpster. He was rescued for the purpose of scarring people when they entered a room.