Most Quotable Movie Lines

used by yours truly on an almost daily basis
  1. "Hate hate hate, double hate, LOATHE ENTIRELY" - The Grinch
    For when you're feeling dramatic (which should be always)
  2. "Might want to scooch over..." - The Grinch
    For when there are no seats left so you sit in your friend's lap
  3. "And I believe the child mentioned a check?" - The Grinch
    For when you've finished your food at a restaurant
  4. "IT'S BECAUSE I'M GREEN, ISN'T IT?!" - The Grinch
    For any time you feel mistreated
  5. "Almost lost my cool there for a second" - The Grinch
    For any time you need to play off your freak-outs
  6. "Who wants the gizzard?" "I do!!" "TO LATE! That'll be mine..." - The Grinch
    For anytime you make brownies but don't want your housemates to eat any
  7. "Am I just eating because I'm bored?" - The Grinch
    For every day in a first world tbh
  8. "Ooooooo, ahhhhhhhh, eeeeeee... That's it, I'm not going." - The Grinch
    For every morning when you are choosing your outfit
  9. "What if it's a cruel prank?! WHAT IF IT'S A CASH BAR?!" - The Grinch
    For when your social anxiety tells you to stay in instead of going to that party
  10. "5:30 Jazzercise... 6:30 dinner with me - I can't cancel that again!" - The Grinch
    Also for when your social anxiety tells you to stay in instead of going to that party
  11. "You're eight years old and you have a beard!" - The Grinch
    For when you want a really effective insult
  12. "ARE YOU TWO STILL LIVING?!" - The Grinch
    For when you see people from your forgotten past (gags at the thought of me in high school)
  13. "Uh-oh, somebody looks, FABULOUS!" - The Grinch
    For when you shave the Mayor's head
  14. "You remind me of a littler, less hairy me." - The Grinch
    For when you are talking to a child or your dog (the less hairy comment is usually not as applicable in that case)
  15. "Santa bye-bye" - The Grinch
    For whenever you pass up something/someone
  16. "And I'm LEAKING" - The Grinch
    For when you're crying/bleeding/sneezing/fixing your broken dish-washer
  17. "NO CHILD CAN BEAT THE GRINCH" - The Grinch
    For when you're feeling untouchable