Retaliations for When Someone Catcalls You

Just some helpful tips for future reference because... What are you SUPPOSED to do?
  1. "I've castrated a pig before and I'm not afraid to do it again"
    For me, this is true. But still a good line even if it's not true for you.
  2. Just hissing noises
    I mean, it's a CAT-call, right?
  3. Dramatically throw glitter from your pocket
    Bo Burnham is my muse for this situation (and most situations) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H7jb_qUewUY
  4. Recite carpe diem poetry until they uncomfortably turn away to process their life
    Gather ye rosebuds while ye may...
  5. Cast spells on them
    Ok no unforgivable curses... No matter how badly you want to use crucio on them...
  6. 🙄🖕🏽🙄🖕🏽🙄🖕🏽
    My go to
    Suggested by   @shainadesai