Texts From My Grandma
someone please tell her to stop obsessing over my nonexistent love life
- •This was a v confusing picture to open. "Is this one of my distant cousins I haven't seen since I was two?"
- •"Oh gaaawwwwdddd grandma no don't mention me. I bet she showed him pictures."
- •"She really only likes him because he has awesome hair and her and mom both live vicariously through others in the hair realm."
- •"OH MY GOD HOW MANY PICTURES OF THIS POOR BOY DID SHE TAKE. He HAD to have known she was taking pictures. She is not discreet."
- •I actually cried when I read "forget the tigrs"
- •"Definitely just confirmed my grandma's-obsession-with-hair theory."
- •This was literally sent this to me today. save me.