Times I Feel Like I'm in a Quentin Tarantino Movie

  1. Every time a catchy western riff plays in the distance
  2. Every time Samuel L. Jackson is around
  3. Every time people try to assassinate me at my rehearsal wedding
  4. Every time I eat a Big Kahuna Burger
  5. Every time I'm hanging out with my bounty hunter friends
  6. Every time I start my period