Trump's Crew as Children's Story Characters
hard hitting news from fact checking media
- •Trump/Bo PeepPretty much the same hair. Also both have a lot of sheep (wouldn't be mad if Trump lost some of his). Also Mike Pence's hair looks like a sheep. Honestly, Bo Peep deserves better than this, sorry girl.
- •Mike Pence/Humpty DumptyWouldn't mind if he fell off Trump's wall and bumped his head. Also he just looks like a sentient egg.
- •Reince Priebus/Yertle the TurtleYertle might have been more fitting for Bannon since Dr. Seuss based the character off of Hitler... But like... He's just got a turtle face... Ya know?
- •Steve Bannon/Big Bad WolfFits both his horrible personality and his unruly hair!
- •will probably add more when more nightmarish people are confirmed