The Things I Use to Judge Other People

  1. 1.
    What movie they know Tim Curry from
    Everyone has a favorite
  2. 2.
    What they order on their cheesesteak
    There's really only one way to enjoy them
  3. 3.
    Their favorite superhero
    Marvel vs DC is a big deal
  4. 4.
    Day drinking: whether or not to have that extra mimosa
    The answer is always yes
  5. 5.
    Seeing the movie, but not reading the book
    And then acting like they know more about what "really" happened