INAPPROPRIATE MOVIES I HAVE BEEN WATCHING WHEN MY KIDS WALKED IN TO THE ROOM

Couldn't grab the remote fast enough
  1. Varsity Blue - lulled into a sense of complacency by the tv edited version, the pay cable version is surprisingly raunchy
  2. Reservoir Dogs - no amount of editing can save this beauty from traumatizing young minds
  3. South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut - LOOK it's a cartoon!
  4. Idiocracy - not so much dirty as just a shameful decision
  5. Love Actually - you could totally cut that porno couple out and nobody would notice.
  6. Les Miserable - took tween son who liked musicals because I obviously forgot about the singing hooker part