MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE

  1. Finding crap my kids can't find (usually in virtual plain sight)
  2. Carrying everyone's crap ("Human Pack Mule")
  3. Pretend redecorating my house during bouts of insomnia
  4. Charity auction planning
  5. Word search (up to 4th grade level)
  6. Jeopardy questions (*kid's tournament only)
  7. Sarcasm