Because of the rapidly deteriorating infrastructure of our highway system, flooding forced the closure of a major interstate necessitating a radical detour. (Senators Cruz and Cornyn should expect a nasty letter about use of our tax dollars)
  1. Dizzy Dean Rest Area
  2. Birthplace of Gerald McRaney (aka Mr Delta Burke)
  3. Home of (the late) Steve "Air" McNair
  4. Jackson, Mississippi (said in best Bruno Mars Uptown Funk voice)
  5. Historic Vicksburg
  6. Some guy dickering over bargain cigarettes at the Kangaroo mart in Vicksburg (admittedly this could have occurred almost anywhere in the states of Mississippi or Louisiana)
  7. Bonnie and Clyde Ambush site (there's a museum!!)