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  1. If he asks for sunflower seeds, bring sunflower seeds.
    This one is on top for a reason - when The Night Bird asks for sunflower seeds, he means sunflower seeds. Not pepitas, not shaved almonds, and definitely not mixed nuts. He's downright ornery without his seeds.
  2. Specify the locale.
    The Night Bird is notorious to confuse any slight ambiguity in location. Ideally, share location on iMessage and provide step-by-step directions from the water hole.
  3. Twice the night for fright, The Night Bird concedes three for bees.
    Query the quarry and stay in queue, lest the night bird comes for you. It's far and wide, thrice in time, animations come to life. Smile unfurled, posh be pearls, and keep chins up young boys and girls!
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