Things I Did This Weekend

  1. Met three-month old twins and learned how to tell them apart within the first hour
  2. Snuggled both twins
  3. Changed a gross poopy diaper
  4. Took night shift for one twin and woke up every time he grunted passing gas
  5. Got spit up on
  6. Sat in a hot tub outside
  7. Spent quality time with a friend who's known me over half my life
  8. Amtrak
  9. Made myself a hot toddy and prepared to fall asleep on my couch