# of times work made me cry this week

  1. 6
  2. Plus, I left an hour early one day because I didn't want to cry in front of my coworkers
  3. Proceeded to buy a 6-pack of beer but then didn't drink it because I was scared it would turn me into an alcoholic
  4. BUT I did drown myself in cherry Pepsi all evening instead
  5. And had to meditate twice at work today to calm down AND still cried in my office and spent an hour doing nothing because I was so despondent
  6. I just need to get my period 😓