Requested by Dain

Favorite Mean Girl Characters, Ranked

Did I leave out your favorite? Let me know!
  1. Mrs. George
    Her boobs are hard as rocks. She's not a regular mom, she's a cool mom. She is played by Amy Poehler. 'Nuff said.
  2. Regina George
    I heard she sat next to John Stamos on a plane and he told her she was pretty.
  3. Gretchen's dad
    The inventor of toaster's strudel.
  4. Karen Smith
    She asked me how to spell orange.
  5. Gretchen Wieners
    She is just as cute as Caesar, and everyone totally likes her just as much as Caesar!
  6. Girl who doesn't even go here
    She just has a lot of feelings.
  7. Little homeschooled boy who looks like Michael Landon
    God invented guns to fight the dinosaurs.
  8. Mr. Duval
    He has carpel tunnel and did not leave the south side for this.
  9. Heavy flow, wide set vagina
    Does she even have a name?
  10. Coach Carr
    Can't spell chlamydia (hard to spell, easy to catch).
  11. Trang Pak
    Honorable mention for being victimized by her gym teacher #fuckedup