Help Name My Cat?!

I don't have a picture yet, but there's a 98% chance we'll have a kitten by the end of next week and my roommates and I have been throwing names around for like two hours and not getting anywhere. We're thinking a long, boring, typical human name, or something really fucking cool and epic. Help?
  1. Cornelius
    My personal pick, but doesn't have any other votes :(
  2. Dragon
    I'm into this.
  3. Christopher
  4. Chandler.
    Another top contender in my brain.
  5. Steve Buscemi