1. Boys who fish
  2. Boys who own multiple pairs of boat shoes
  3. Boys with a "5 year plan"
  4. Boys on a diet
    Unless you need to be for a health related situation I am a reasonable person
  5. Boys with long fingernails
  6. Boys who wear shorts in the winter
    Unless you are located in a place where it is warm in the winter
  7. Boys that have attended a Dave Matthews Band concert
  8. Boys with a picture of a naked girl on their wall
  9. Boys who own or have owned a Bush Reagan shirt
  10. Boys who pay the bill with too much flair
  11. Boys who don't read or know how to spell