1. I haven't even eaten anything today
  2. Yeah, I listen to NPR occasionally.
  3. Your baby is so cute
    This was not a cute baby
  4. I had a really great time too!
    This lie happened via text.
  5. We should make our own hummus!!
    Why would I do this
  6. I've always wanted to go to South Dakota!
  7. Your makeup does look different!
    Sorry @anna.
  8. I'll pay you back later
    Sorry @anna x2
  9. I have no clue why I got this parking ticket, mom.
  10. I won't tell anyone I promise
  11. The Cabernet is the smoothest wine we serve
    It was the most expensive