WHY I AM NOT AN ADULT
- •I have failed to pick up my diploma for three weeks now.
- •I forgot a clean pair of underwear in my overnight bag.
- •I found some unusual pizza on a counter and ate it.
- •My fingernails are hot pink.
- •I tried to put my dog in my new purse but I need a smaller dog
- •I buy new socks every month because they all get lost.
- •Sometimes I buy alcohol with my parents credit card
- •I sleep on the ground
- •Often I say "I just want to travel"