WHY I AM NOT AN ADULT

  1. I have failed to pick up my diploma for three weeks now.
  2. I forgot a clean pair of underwear in my overnight bag.
  3. I found some unusual pizza on a counter and ate it.
  4. My fingernails are hot pink.
  5. I tried to put my dog in my new purse but I need a smaller dog
  6. I buy new socks every month because they all get lost.
  7. Sometimes I buy alcohol with my parents credit card
  8. I sleep on the ground
  9. Often I say "I just want to travel"